Team VIEW!

Was it just me or were you also squirming in your seat during the Hot Topic segment on "The View." ?!I know I'm 12 hours late, I had a double shift at work that I won't do again cos I'm so delirious.

*OFF TOPIC!*
Ann Coulter, you snarky little victimized squirrel. Honey, you were kicked off the View! Don't even to try to play it off that your block segment was only 8:30 minutes long. I wanted to punch you in the face at least 4 times. Was it her discussion about Single motherhood? Oh it might be her take on mixed celebrities identify with their Black families to further fame and cultural acceptance. No, what about her snide comment to Babs and the Jewish Community. Sherri was about to go BUCKWILD on Ann Coulter's boney ass, so I don't feel bad. SHERRI, TAKE HER DOWN!

BRING SUNDAY AFTERNOON MOVIES BACK!

When you were younger...

Did you ever fast forward to the end of Howard the Duck to see Lea Thompson sing?

Did you and your friends ever go looking for gold?

Did you ever crawl under your bed to see if you would fall into a different world?

Did you name your pet Willow?

Did you step into a telephone booth and imagine you were going back into time?

Did you steal barbie dolls and attach them to electricity?

Did you dance in the streets and on top of cars?

Were you even allowed to dance?

Did you do IT for your country?

Did you loose your cool to see you if would change into a wolf?

Did you want to audition for a dance tv show?

By the looks of your answers, I think you miss them too! Every Sunday you sat on the floor leaning against the couch watching movies that you continue to quote. You have no idea how many times I've said, "HEY YOU GUYS" in my lifetime; especially while watching the Goonies. I still have the VHS Tapes to most of these movies! After recently watching some clips, I understand why my parents rolled her eyes and took a nap. 

And the actors! Who knew ..

Tim Robbins would be a false accused murderer named Andy Dufresne in Shawshank Redemption? 

Sean Astin would be the first hobbit to have a serious bromance in the Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Josh Brolin would play George W. Bush or in his finer moments be in the craziest Coen Brothers film, "No Country for Old Men"?

Ben Savage would be the star of BOY MEET WORLD on ABC's TGIF Line-up?

Keanu Reeves would be the chosen one?

Kelly LeBrock would be on Celebrity Fit Club?

The Fame cast would only have 15 minutes of fame... :(

Kevin Bacon would still be awesome!

John Lithgow would be an alien on 3rd Rock from the Sun?

Michael J. Fox would be loved by everyone?

Sarah Jessica Parker would be the all too popular CARRIE from Sex in the City and marry Ferris.

The WPIX 11 would like to present the SUNDAY AFTERNOON MOVIE...

Howard the Duck - The Goonies - Little Monsters -Willow - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - Weird Science - Fame - Footloose - Grease II - Teen Wolf I & II - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

T-MINUS 13 DAYS

John Campea, from The Movie Blog posted on his site that Watchmen's fate will be decided on Jan. 20th!  Some of you may or may not know the politcs surrounding the release of the most anticipated films of the year but this is a big deal. January 20th, believe it or not, might be the first let down of 2009. I wanted to see this ever since opening weekend of The Dark Knight. This is a messy situation and it's almost entirely Warner Bros. fault. Warner Bros. made a movie that they didn't own 100% of the rights. Fox had the rights and Warner Bros. played them. WB, who's being played now?

Here are a couple of trailers for the movie:

THE LIST: BEST COMMERCIALS OF 2008

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AT&T and T-REX


AUDI R8 + THE GODFATHER


SEATBELT CAMPAIGN FROM THE UK


McDONALD'S R&B SENSATION M. NUGGS


BEIJING OLYMPICS 2008 HEROES


GEICO's and ROCKWELL


AMERICAN EXRESS MEMBER'S PROJECT 2008

SANJAYA, YOUR HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL

Sanjaya Malakar has hit the fan and bumped his head again. His new EP "Dancing to the Music in my Head," is being released January 20th. Amazon is apparently accepting pre-orders already! I'm sure his "FANJAYA's" are peeing in their pants with anticipation. I nearly cried when I missed his book tour at Borders. OMG, how did I know that! I must fight the force that is Fanjaya. Here's a clip of his performance. I'll give you a 10 second head start to run as fast as you can...to Amazon.com, of course! Where else would you run to?

I couldn't watch past :18, when he start to "move his body like a snake, ma." I fast forwarded to the end and my ears started to bleed with joy from his falsetto.

Thanks.

THE LIST: MOVIES I AM DYING TO SEE

i can't count. i'm sorry. 

TOP 14

CUPID'S CHOKEHOLD

Love Songs from Chris 'The Falcon' Han on Vimeo.

The Track List

Outkast - The Love Below

Tupac - California Love

Beyonce - Crazy in Love

The Game - Hate It or Love It

Maroon 5 - This Love

Talib Kweli - Never Been In Love

Wilco - I'm the Man Who Loves You

Crookers - Love to Edit

Keyshia Cole - Love

Air - Highschool Lover

Stevie Wonder - I Was Made to Love Her

MSTRKRFT - Easy Love

Huey Lewis and the News - Power of Love

The Emotions - Best of My Love

Alicia Keys - Teenage Love Affair

Brian Holland - Standing in the Shadows of Love

Death Cab for Cutie - Someday You Will Be Loved

Bon Iver - Skinny Love

Jay-Z - Heart of the City (Ain't No Love)

Marvin Gaye - God Is Love

Masqueraders - Can't Nobody Love Me Like You Do

Bloc Party - This Modern Love

The Delfonics - La La Means I Love You

Kanye West - Love Lockdown

Herold Melvin - The Love I lost

Daft Punk - Digital Love

Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You

John Legend - Used to Love U

Bright Eyes - Lover I Don't Have to Love

Jose Gonzalez - Killing for Love

LCD Soundsystem - New York I Love You

Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You

Arcade Fire - Crown of Love

I'm outside of your window with my radio...

Credit: Chris "The Falcon" Han and College Humor

Teach me your skills!

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW Now watch!

My girl, RISKAY and her homies Aviance and Real released their single months ago but now getting some recognition for a bumping track. I mean BUMPING.

WARNING: Quickly plug in your headphones and do a quick check in the hallway...press play. I wouldn't lead you astray...

OFFICIAL Riskay Video ft. Aviance and Real
PRESS 2 PLAY

They already have people doing acoustic covers...




Why you coming home at 5 in the morning?

SCOTT BAIO'S RETIREMENT HOME FOR TEEN IDOLS

from left: Jeremy Jackson, Chris Atkins, Jamie Walters, Billy Hufsey, Eric Nies, Adrian Zmed and David Chockachi.


hold the phone!

Is that who I think it is...OMFG IT'S HOBIE BUCHANNON.
real name: Jeremy Jackson


I watched "Confessions of a Teen Idol" by accident. HONEST! I nearly flipped a switched when I realized that my childhood crush is back on television. My love for him  has change drastically because he reminds me of Vigo from Ghostbuster II. Is it the haircut?


No offense, hotness monster, but what happened to:
1. you hair?
2. your nose?
3. your overall face?
You are looking rough - not in the hot and bothered way either.

Do you know who else is on the show? Don't feel bad, neither do I. 

Oh! You might remember this hot piece of Adult Contempory Rock, Jaime Walters. He also set up camp at the Retirement Home. Currently, Jamie is saving lives as a firefighter and EMT. He had a short stint in B-Movies, a couple of hits on the radio and how can I forget Beverly Hills 90210?! The real question is: "How Do You Talk To An Angel?"

I'll be in the lab researching these people that once had fame and why they lost it. It will be my thesis statement for greatness.

OMFG It's MACWORLD

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Steve and his homies, the Onion, decided to play a little joke on the kids who ride the short bus. LIKE ME. I cannot believe I played into this MacBook Wheel. To think, I work for the company. DISGRACEFUL!